Couple Tours a "Cute" House but Soon Finds Out It’s F*cking Haunted

Meet Olivia A. Cole, an author and Louisville resident who is looking for a new home to rent with her husband. Olivia is well aware of the horrors of house hunting, along with the rest of us scarred renters out there, but her most recent experience is unlike anything we've ever heard before. She took to Twitter to take her followers on a detailed 28-tweet journey about a "cute older house" that may or may not have been possessed by the devil.

Buckle your seat belts, because this is quite the ride . . .

Yeah, we're going to have to side with Olivia's husband here, because the inside of the home just reminded us to do the one thing we're always told not to: judge a book by its cover.

But if you think a small kitchen is the problem here, prepare to be sorely mistaken.

By now, Olivia's husband has realized they're currently touring a house possessed by the devil. Olivia, not so much.

A basement in an already-creepy home is never a good idea.

No.

Please stop, Mr. Real Estate Agent.

BUT THE HARDWOOD FLOORS.

Let's all learn from Olivia and remember that the house from Get Out SHOULD NOT BE LIVED IN IN REAL LIFE. Since the couple's run-in with the devil, it looks like they've learned their lesson on their second house tour, and although we would've loved to be taken on another glorious journey, they decided it was best to leave.