14 Home Gifts No One Wants
Ah, the holidays. They're a time to feel joy and give gifts – but these two things are not mutually exclusive. While great aunt Bettie is glowing with the spirit of giving, you're trying to look at the clown painting she gave you without screaming. We've all received that truly misguided gift we wold rather bury at the bottom of a trashcan than display on our shelf. If you want your gifts to bring joy rather than misery, keep reading. Here are the 14 holiday gifts that no one wants in their home.
Fake Flowers
If you want to go with flowers, opt for a fresh bouquet every time.
Tchotchkes
Anything that can be interpreted as clutter is a no-go. That includes all type of tchotchkes, especially those that are personal only to you – such as a commemorative plate from your trip to DC. If uncle Bob wasn't on the trip, he definitely doesn't want a memento from it.
Joke Gifts
We don't care how hilarious that Snuggie is. The joke will soon wear thin, and your poor gift receiver will be stuck with a giant, space-sucking blanket.
Figurines
Let's be honest, miniature figurines are almost always creepy. Even if you find it adorable, it doesn't mean that the gift receiver will too.
Air Freshners
Not only are you sending the message that the receiver's house stinks, but you're also assuming he or she has the same taste in scents as you. Play it safe and assume they don't.
Cleaning Supplies
Cleaning tools are depressing enough to buy for ourselves, let alone receive as a gift. Skip the sponge and give something more fun.
Self-Help Books
Instead of generous, you'll look like the ultimate passive aggressive mean girl by giving a self-help book. And don't try to argue that it will look so pretty on their coffee table, because we're not buying it.
Bathroom Scales
This little gift has weighty implications. Avoid any potential hurt feelings by giving something else.
Toiletries
It's pretty darn disappointing to reach into your stocking and pull out a mini tube of toothpaste. Trust us, we've been there.
Picture of Yourself
The only person you can get away with giving a framed picture of yourself to is your mom. End of story.
Tools
You can argue tools are handy, but they're certainly not fun and we definitely don't want them as gift.
Wall Art
Art is just too personal to buy for someone else. Unless you know the receiver wanted a specific piece, let them decide what they want on their walls themselves.
CD or DVD Storage
Do I really have to explain this one?
Superfluous Gadgets
From the Banana Guard to the hottest "As Seen on TV" gadget of the moment, no one wants these trendy but extraneous accessories cluttering their kitchen.