According to Page Six, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden quietly purchased "a two-bedroom, two-bath downtown condo on the Bowery" for $999,999 in December. The 1,000-square-foot, 11th-floor pad, which is said to be "very simple, nothing high design," and "was sold unrenovated," will be the primary residence of the family of three. A Corcoran listing for the building says, "The kitchen features stainless steel appliances, granite counters, and Shaker-style maple cabinetry. The baths are finished with marble floors, walls, and vanity."
Page Six notes, "celeb-friendly clubs BLVD and Crash Mansion are on the block." Let's hope baby Harlow gives it a few years before becoming a club kid.