Have you ever wanted to tell someone to kiss your, er, lovely little backside? Edgy ladies who have a bit of a sailor's mouth may find the humor in Fornasetti's Bocca Barstool ($1,561) irresistible. Handpainted, signed, and dated, each seat is a piece of art, and the jaw-dropping price certainly makes for an elite audience. But I wonder, even if you hit the lottery, would you want your guests to belly up to the bar while planting their bums on a nice pouty set of lips? The jury's out. What say you?