If you've been engaging in some ill-advised covert smooch fests with a man who's off the market then this tip might just save your tooshie. Yes, I'm referring to the cliché lipstick mark that somehow winds up on a man's shirt collar. The fix for this laundry dilemma is simple. In most cases, lipstick stains will rub off of fabric with a bit of Vaseline (petroleum jelly). If not, try dabbing on a bit of vegetable oil, and then wash it as usual. Fini! Now, take a lesson from Monica Lewinsky, and stop those unchaste habits immediately . . .