At times, honesty really is the best policy. So why not keep a few honest messages at hand in your personal stationery set, just in case? ZZilch Old Fashioned Dis Cards ($12 for 5) are a set of five handmade screen printed cards and envelopes designed with a combination of hand drawn and vintage type and graphics. They're printed on a single 5" x 7" pieces of recycled sample cardstock using a print gocco, and mailed in a reusable cotton drawstring bag. Messages include, "You're a Jerk," "Please Don't Call Me Anymore," "You Might Need Therapy," "You're Out of the Band," and "Dude What is Wrong with You?" You'll never be at a loss for words again. What more could you need? Well, maybe a @*&^ $%* or two . . .