Dutch sculptor Mario Philippona developed a series called "Sexy Furniture," which mimics female forms in challenging wood. These shapes, he writes in a statement on his website, are "the most attractive in nature," and have inspired him. He designs his works on life-size working drawings and assembles his sculptures from pre-cut layers of wood, so that they're anatomically correct. He sees perfectionism, he writes on his site, "in the way women use fashion, high heels, fitness, and plastic surgery to portray themselves," and cites artists Allen Jones and Salvador Dali as inspiration. His works are finished with natural oil and wax and handcrafted from regional timber, the colors and textures of which he uses to emphasize his forms. 
Shown here is the Boobycase, a sideboard of sorts (and the least graphic of his pieces), which was inspired by "a woman with fantastic breasts, seen in the sauna." Its hinges are all wood integrated into the object. More of Philippona's Sexy Furniture, but CAUTION: for adult eyes only, when you read more.
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I think it is actally pretty cool! It's so sexy and suggestive!
1I'm going to pass...
2lol, yeah not a fan...
3As art, it's interesting. As functional furniture...are you joking?
4What the...
5Too weird.
6Pervert!
7too funny! gotta give him credit....those pieces are certainly unique and inventive...
8You would have to be a certain type of customer to buy these pieces. I appreciate the craftsmanship, but I don't think I want my MIL to eat off of a spread eagle 3-way table! HA!
9More suited to Hugh Hefner's place I think.....
10WTF!
11I really would LOVE that wine/glass tray/holder thing!
12And yet, these are all female form pieces! Where are the male, um, pieces?
13I think he might be a little (just a little) sexually frustrated... just a little...
14I really like that last piece, but I doubt I'd buy it.
15Artists have been using the female form as inspiration forever. But it's usually in more suggestive and creative ways. Not, "Okay, I'm going to carve this to look exactly like a big pair of tits!"
16wtf?
17try hugh hefner dude
I love the curves of a woman's body and I enjoy sculptures and art based upon the female form, but I think having some of these things in my home would just be creepy...especially the ones with the legs.
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