This is one of those home items that I feel compelled to post about — not because I think it will improve your life (I really don't think the sheep's head chair provided much enlightenment to any of you). It's just that the item is so bizarre, I can't help but tell you about it.
Like this Shiva Flower Vase from Unica Home ($142). The catalog description reads as follows:
The Shiva Vase is one that will inspire conversation. This vase is one that can help break the tension in a room, and make guests wonder why you have it, where you got it, and what sort of ideas it implies. Made of a pink glazed ceramic, Shiva gets its name from the traditional destroyer of the world. You can take it from there.
Ahem. Yes. You can take it from there.
3 Suisses
Karen Millen
Religion
I hate it but I love it because I hate it so
1Only use I can think of: Bachlorette Brunch.
2I think it would induce pain in the men who would imagine a flower emerging from their......neither regions. Also, I can't say I'd like to be the one to explain to my boyfriend's mother why everyone thinks its funny.
3Um, yeah. It will definitely break the ice lol.
4Woah, is it me or does that vase look like a penis!!?!?!???
HAHA! J/K!
5I wasn't even sure it was supposed to look like THAT but it definitely does. That is awful but extremely funny. It would be funny in a bachelorette pad.
6lol not for my home.
7I'll stick to the real thing my hubby has. Is it intentional? Inspirational? Does it really belong in the living room? I think I'm getting old.
8It's a lingam! And I have to say I love it because it provides me with the opportunity to use this word for the first time in my life. Yay! Thanks, Casa!
9I like it! I don't think it's that abd at all!
10Is that how men view the penis? As the traditional destroyer of the world?
11I would never! I guess you would just have to hide it if your parents came over!
12I would love to see the expression on people's faces as they come into my home and their eyes pass over every item, then WHAM. A penis vase. OMG it would be priceless to watch the inquire about it or completely avoid it.
Yes, please! But I hate it.
13what the?!? I would not want that. it looks like a man's...you know. enough said.
14There are certain friends and parties that I have where I would LOVE to have this vase. But. I think my husband would be very vocally opposed to it.
15Yuck. Keep it in the bedroom please.
16looks like a PEEnussss
17That makes me laugh. I would put it on my mantel and play dumb when people pointed it out
18it's so hilariously ridiculous that I have to love it. And the name.... wow. I will never look at Shiva Rose McDermott the same again.
19Ummm, Shiva is also the week's time of mourning after the passing of first degree relatives for Jews. That vase is so wrong on so many levels....
20WTF.
21So very odd. I *almost* would love to give it to someone and pretend I had no idea why they thought it looked like a phallus
22I think it would be funny to place it casually in your house and just see who would ask about it.
23capchis, that's what I thought of when I saw 'shiva'. I was trying to figure out what this particular vase had to do with the Jewish tradition. lol
24LOL. weird indeed.
25I'm still giggling.
26PENIS!!!
27I like it!
Penis shaped vase, who'd thunk it?!
Awesome concept. Har har. I
can't wait to show my hubby this, and see if he recognized it...he's kind of 'slow' sometimes 
28Hehehe, Casa - are you trying to steal Giggle's job? haha... quite funny
29hahahahahahaha my mom woud crack up at this!!!!
30First thought: WTH?! Its a male who-ha!
31Second thought: Something appropriate for a bordello, or a seraglio.
Third thought: Fertility symbol?
Fourth thought: Oh, hell no!
Ok next week will you have the vagina vase that matches it???? Come on!
32Maybe it should be used by florists when women want to break up and say "you're a d*ck" with flowers!
33Ugly.
34Oh my lord!!!
35How seriously tacky!
36Ha, I love the Bachelorette Brunch suggestion.
37I couldnt see a penis vase in my house .... no thanks
38Is it supposed to look like a penis? Disturbing...truly
39It may go well in a pornography shop...
40It looks like a boy's pee-pee.
41it looks like a penis
42Do you think this was intentional? I must say it's hilarious, but NEVER will go in my house. Hahahaha!
43Wow...not it my house!!
That's so funny though!
44**not IN my house
45OK. I see I wasn't the only one who noticed the uncanny resemblance to the male genitalia. Um, this would be a NO!
46This is some straight bullshyt!$142 is that nice military coat I saw @ EXPRESS and/GAP.
The one benefit I see: it's brown.
why would you pay $142 on something so obvious a fallacy
47if it was not so expensive it would make a great gag gift
48I completely missed that it was $142! Not nearly as funny at that price point
49I love it because at first glance, i didn't think "penis".
but sit 3 of these on your mantle, and see how long it takes house guest to give that look of "is that . . . ? noooo. . . .is it???".
you know it would be funny.
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