
. . . your guests refer to your house as "interesting." Do you know anyone who has a love affair with mess? Have you encountered a house that's clutter's best friend? Finish the sentence by leaving a comment below, and we'll all know what it means NOT to be So Fresh and So Clean. Don't be afraid to get creative!

Blue Wax
3.1 Phillip Lim
Radley
I know some people, we'll just leave it at that.
1Let's see, you know you're a slob when you're idea of cleaning up is moving the dirty bras from the outside doorknob to the computer chair when company comes over, lol. I'll admit it, I'm definitely guilty of that:)
2You know you are a slob when you come home from vacation and don't unpack for a week, hee hee!
3I have two friends who are SUPER messy. Not quite as bad now that they live with their significant others, but wow, when we were growing up, their bedrooms were horrifying.
Especially for such a neat freak like me!
4You know your boyfriend is a slob when you have to search every crevasse of the apartment for his dirty underwear before company comes over.
A little alteration to the beginning of the sentence.
5You know you're a slob when...you don't have a wardrobe, but rather a floordrobe.
6You know you are a slob when you only do laundry when you realize you've ran out of clean underwear... and clean clothes. Yup, been there, done that
7HipMom, that's SOOOOOOOOOOOOO me and I'm 25, lol.
8Giggle, a girl that used to live here (thank goodness she was not my roomie) had a floordrobe.
9You know your a slob when you carve paths to get to your bed
I'm so messy but since I live in a studio I have gotten better about it. The past couple of days my place looked like a bomb went off. I was living out of my suitcase even though my dresser was literally two inches away. I had water bottles every where and papers from my classes that just ended. My bed was full of library books and pens (not fun to sleep with by the way). But I have a good excuse- I have been violently ill lately and too tired to clean. But now that I am better i have tons of energy and I scrubbed down my apartment
10I have a few friends...they're places are horrifying. Mine was pretty bad a while ago, but it didn't stink!
11my room was pretty bad when i lived at my parents' house, but i've gotten a lot better. having my own apartment is motivation enough to clean up after myself!
12You know you're a slob when you don't have a wardrobe, but a a treadmill-robe. You also know you're unfit
13i still have presents in there bags from christmas, not becuz i dont like the gifts but becuz i am just to lazy to get them out!!!! ♥
14You know you're a slob when you leave a trail of junk wherever you've been.
You know you're a slob when there's more stuff in your bed than your dresser.
You know you're a slob when you've noticed your bologna sandwich on the side table, but you can't remember when you made it.
These are things I've discovered slobs do, because while I'm a near-compulsive neat-freak, my room-mate is the opposite.
15You know you're a slob when your headboard and footboard displays all the clothes you wore for the past week... and the week before that!
16You know you're a slob when you are too lazy to brush your teeth in the bathroom, so you spit in dirty cups lying around your bedroom.
17You know you are a lazy slob when you still have boxes from your move 1.5 years ago stacked in your bedroom corner.
18You know you're a slob when you don't want anyone over because it will take too long to clean up before hand. Not me! You know, other people!!
SM
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